Pickleball Humour

How's that for a death-defying pickleball match?

Who's up for some light-hearted pickleball jokes :)


Q? Where is the first pickleball match mentioned in the Bible?


A! When Joseph served in Pharoah's court (Genesis 37-45)





Q? How many pickleball players does it take to screw in a light bulb?


A! What do you mean the bulb was out? It wasn't out, it was in!





To err is human. To put the blame on someone else is doubles.





A badminton player, a squash player and a pickleball player decided to stay at a country inn, but when they arrived there, the innkeeper told them he only had 2 beds free, one of them would have to sleep in the barn.
“That’s OK”, said the badminton player, “I`ll sleep in the barn.” So off he went.
A few moments later there was a knock at the inn door. The innkeeper opened the door to see the badminton player who explained that he was unable to sleep in the barn as there was a pig in there, and he could not sleep with a pig.
“That’s OK,” said the squash player. “I’ll sleep there.”
So, off he went. A few moments later there was a knock at the inn door. The innkeeper opened the door to see the squash player there, who explained that he was unable to sleep in the barn as there was a cow in there, and he could not sleep with a cow.
“That’s OK,” said the pickleball player, “I`ll sleep there.” So, off he went. A few moments later there was a knock at the inn door. The innkeeper opened the door to see a cow and a pig standing there.

Anybody have any jokes or humour to add?